james bond: i dont understand. why cant we just let agents mulder and scully tell the people the truth?
cigarette smoking man: *strikes a lucifer and holds it up to the cigarette dangling from his lips, puffing* if people find out that god is real, wicca is true, and smoking weed is good they won’t want to do economy-related stuff anymore. capitalism will be over and the world will be a marxist-leninist utopia
james bond: fuck
Jobhaver, are you okay?
yeah im good. i caught a mouse today. iits jumping like a demon in the oatmeal can, so i gave it a grape. how are you?
"why be straight and cis when u can be queer and tr-"
hi lets not treat lgbtq+ identities like fashion trends
uh, i feel like those types of posts are more suggesting people explore their identities rather than just sticking to a socially enforced norm? dont make transness this Exclusive Club… this makes people scared to explore their identities. like, come on. let people test other orientations out. let them try things on. if they dont like it they can go back to being straight and cis but dont discourage experimentation
1996 Lisa Frank Plush Cat! MWT